What’s the worst that could happen?
Well, I’m not too sure.
Could be a hole in your shirt,
As you walk out the door.
Or going out dressed
In your finery,
When everyone else
Is in jeans and a tee.
Or that brilliant idea
You had in the night,
But cannot remember
Try as you might.
Or when no one laughs
At your very best joke.
But the worst that could happen?
Is the Internet’s broke.