Artwork made for the Teletext Sofa Club livestream.
DescriptionA close-up of Mustard next to his dog bowl as he pulls a face in disgust. He says, “Ugh, tastes like cardboard! What is it?” Jess isn’t visible but she replies, “My homework. Now I don’t have to lie.”
DescriptionJess is relaxing on the sofa when Mustard comes bounding into the room. She says, “No running in the house, Mustard. You’ll get…” She is interrupted by Mustard knocking over a cactus. He cries out, “Ouch!” Jess finishes what she was saying, “Hurt.”
I wish I lived in a gingerbread house,
With sweets for the windows and door,
Then if I got hungry in the night
I could just eat my bedroom floor.
And if I lived in a gingerbread house,
With gingerbread carpets and stairs,
I’d need nothing more than a piping bag
Whenever it needed repairs.