No Running – Mustard & Jess P106

Mustard & Jess teletext comic.
Description Jess is relaxing on the sofa when Mustard comes bounding into the room. She says, “No running in the house, Mustard. You’ll get…” She is interrupted by Mustard knocking over a cactus. He cries out, “Ouch!” Jess finishes what she was saying, “Hurt.”

Gingerbread House

I wish I lived in a gingerbread house,
With sweets for the windows and door,
Then if I got hungry in the night
I could just eat my bedroom floor.

And if I lived in a gingerbread house,
With gingerbread carpets and stairs,
I’d need nothing more than a piping bag
Whenever it needed repairs.