DescriptionJess is relaxing on the sofa when Mustard comes bounding into the room. She says, “No running in the house, Mustard. You’ll get…” She is interrupted by Mustard knocking over a cactus. He cries out, “Ouch!” Jess finishes what she was saying, “Hurt.”
DescriptionMustard and Jess are in a park. There’s a sign which reads “No ball games”. Mustard the dog is jumping around, playing with something. At first glance it appears to be a small red ball. Jess stares at him with her hands on her hips. Mustard says, “What? It doesn’t say no apple games.”
Milo was a cat
Who got so very fat
That the vet would say
“Only one meal a day”
Which is why he ate my hat.
When Milo lost some weight
He slipped out through the gate
But I had a hunch
He’d be back by lunch
To steal it from my plate.
When things seem rather out of hand,
For me, I’m in a wonderland,
Your clothes are lying in a heap,
But really that’s just Bo Peep’s sheep,
The cornflakes spilled around the house,
Is food set out for a cartoon mouse,
And when I jump upon the bed,
It’s a bouncy castle in my head,
So don’t get cross, don’t get mad,
Just think of all the fun I’ve had.